the idea is to find any sexualy suggestive lines in films and tv
and share with us wil need film/tv name and the line
not my idea just pinched from another site

heres my first list all from the first three starwars films

Star Wars

"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care what you smell like!"

"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"Sorry about the mess..."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"


The Empire Strikes Back

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."

"That's Okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

"Possibly he came in through the south entrance."

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

"Control, control! You must learn control!"


The Return of the Jedi

"Hey, point that thing someplace else."

"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."

"I never knew I had it in me."

"There is good in him, I've felt it."

"Grab me , Chewie. I'm slipping - hold on. Grab it, almost... You almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy. easy, hold me Chewie."

"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me - now I owe you one."

"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

"I think you'll fit in nicely."

"Rise, my friend."

But of course, the best is:

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

Hmmmm....some of those sound familiar!!!

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....Now I am the Master

Also from Star Wars...

(From the trash compactor scene.)
Get on top of it!

(Death Star trench)
It's too tight...
Loosen up...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

LMFAO!!!!

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Cowboy logic, always drink upstream from the herd.

"I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola."

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Grace Kelly (picnic scene in It Takes a Thief): Would you like a breast or a thigh (chicken of course)

Cary Grant: I'll let you choose.

From Young Frankenstein .... (actually there must be 1000 of them in that movie)

"My what big knockers"

from Spaceballs:

Ah, Lonestar, I see your schwartz is as big as mine!

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

Not a movie line, but this am my bandmates & I heard on the pregame radio show a commentator saying that some football player "has just begun to touch...his...massive potential..."

We almost fell over laughing...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

ROTFLMAO Scotz!

Sprinkles wants to know what team he plays for.

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

from an old Britsh show called "Are you being Served"
Scenario......clothing department in a store
Characters...Mrs. Slocum...Mr. Rumbold discussing the bad storm the night before....Mrs Slocum has a cat....Mr Rumbold says, Oh Mrs Slocum, wasn't that a horrible frightening storm last night? She says> "Oh my goodness yes Mr. Rumbold, and you know how my pussy gets in a storm....I had to stroke all night long

Wasn't even paying attention to what they were saying until we heard those words...& after we were laughing too hard, so I have no clue as to who was "touching his massive...potential"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

lol, bibi, everything mrs. slocum said about her pussy was suggestive! just ask mr humphries!

any austin powers flick is loaded. remember...

"i'm robin swallows"
"my middle name is spitz."
"so which is it, baby? spitz or swallows?"

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I wouldn't say that I'm always horny... it may be true, mind you, I just wouldn't say it!

That whole show was suggestive from start to finish......love it and still watch it up here.........

and then there was the time she said she was worried about missing her appointment..........to get her pussy shaved down because it was so hot at night and it was keeping her up all night because she had to pet it "all night long"......lmao

Mr Humphries was one of a kind too........he would do anything to get a laugh.......ever see him in the ballerina outfit? omg and all the others!!! Here I thought I was the only person who ever watched that darn show. Nice to see I wasn't!