Oh, this calls for all three...

Squirt WD40 on the ground so they slip and fall. Then tape them down to the ground so the can't move. Proceed thereafter to get medieval on their ass with the hammer!

Start with the ankles...


Now how about dealing with auto mechanics at the dealership that routinely cannot seem to recreate the problem you have with your car... even though it happens EVERY time you are behind the wheel.

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these