Maid is my new barmaid! It was all a con so she could get that damn payrise she was after.

*About to reach for the gun when I spy Henry coming in*

Hiya, Henry. See you found the place okay (and judging from your number of posts, you just joined Pixies too).

Don't worry about being a virgin here. A few posts with Maid will soon cure you of that.

Now what drink would you like?