In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car, with his hands at 10 and 2.

She asked him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "Can't talk right now, I'm driving to Chicago!"

The nurse wished him a good trip and left the room.

The next day the nurse enters Charlie's room just as he suddenly stops driving his imaginary car and she asked, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"

Charlie replied, "I'm exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."

"That's great," replied the nurse, "I'm glad you had a safe trip."

The nurse left Charlie's room and crossed the hall into another patient's room to find Ed sitting on his bed, masturbating vigorously.

Very surprised she shouts, "Ed! What are you doing?!"

To which Ed replies, "Shhhh I'm screwing Charlie's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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