All roads do NOT lead to Rome.
All roads lead to the Wazoo.
I found mine by following the trails of medical issues.

Went in Thursday, 30 May for the needed back surgery. That was a hot mess. They dischared me on Saturday, 1 June with a freaking pharmacy's woth of Meds. Recoverey seemed to be going well, and was able to wean myself off 3 of them. Then I starting gettin a mysterious rash. Also managed to drop my brand-new bone growth stimulator in the toilet. Then, overnight Saturday/Sunday, I managed to develop painful swelling in the feet, and the rash was also spreading to my feet, but not the legs between my feet & back. Spend oh, about an hour in the Urget Care place ; doctor therer told me to go to ER immediately, called the to let them know i was on the way, so I got to spend 11 hours in the emergency room with an ultrasound, two blood tests, and an EKG, IV medicatins & fluids. They also called in yet another medication to my pharmacy.

Still not deadl.

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