On the twelveth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Twelve DEEP thrusts
eleven labia lickings
10 diffrent colored coooocccckkkkkkkkkk rings
9 nymphomaniacs
8 new sexual positions
Seven porno movies
Six flavored oils
Five smacks on the asssssssssssssss
Four beautiful ladies
Three wonderful orgasms
Two battery operated toys
And a blow jooooob (and a beer)