The local news just did their "Where's Santa?" thing on the weather report and it was sort of troubling. They showed Santa's sleigh flying along (he's about half way across the Atlantic heading towards Goose Bay, Newfoundland) and behind him they had a graphic of two fighter planes following along. They said the planes were to make sure Santa gets to all of his destinations safely. Now, why do that on a 5pm newscast when you know parents all over are calling their kids in to see where Santa is at?

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