When I was in my early teens and the hormones were just beginning to surge, it seemed I was getting an erection all the freakin time. The worst place was in church. My mother was very religious so we had to go every week without fail. At least as an alter boy I had robes on to cover it up but I had to drop out of the choir because I couldn't stand up in front of everyone like that. Thank god I found a girlfriend a couple of years later who was more than happy to help me out whenever the need arose.