I'd have a 'conception pill' as opposed to a 'contraceptive' one.

And they'd come in two colours, pink and blue, so you could choose.

And then about 9 months after that I'd have an amazingly powerful painkilling pill with no side effects and no need for nasty needles etc

And then after that I'll go for IWM's pill to make my stomach as flat as PixieSprite's!

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