Definitions
 

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Prototype (n.): An object, the first of its kind. The one that is made to ensure just how fucked up the object can be.

Experience: The collective name given to a group of mistakes.

War: International insanity.

Siblings: Reminders that your parents had a lot of sex. :D

Erection: The visible sign to women that men are not JUST interested in their minds. :yikes:

Dictionary : The only place where success comes before work.

^^^^ I like that! :thumbs:

Rain Probabilities: The scientific way for weathermen to tell us they don't know either. :shrug:

Vegan: A Mass murdered of thousands of innocent fruits and vegetables.

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

SAFE SEX: What bank vaults do after the banks close.

INCEST: A game that the whole family can play.

PRAYER: When people talk to God.
SCHIZOPHRENIA: When God talks back.

Profusion: Anti-fission

NUCLEAR WEAPONS: An invention to end all inventions.

Sale....a way to bring in customers and mislead them to believe they are getting a deal on an item.