Sex is only funny...
 

complete the above sentence.

...when it's done right.

When it is done in the hot tub.... :love:

when I'm in the room :D

When had in the car.

Til someone puts an eye out! lol

....if you're gifted with the ability to laugh at yourself.

... until you find out in the dark you've been with the wrong partner. :eek:

until you throw your back out trying to do that position you saw in the porno movie.

when you hear your dog crying at the door

when instead of dipping his finger in the pudding cup to paint my body he dips the head of his dick in it.


oh lord what a beautiful paintbrush :D

When I'm doing it

When it's done outside on a cold winter day.

when someone farts. :D

Wish I had said that,

Sex is only funny, when your kids come through the door!

Sex is only funny when you discover you used the wrong name. :eek: