While he was performing ...
 

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing a colonoscopy:

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must aquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

ROFL... all of them are hysterical... especially 13 :)

And who says men aren't funny creatures?

lmao.... funny, and apt! :D

ROTFLOL

OMG:D Too funny!



thanks DB:) I'm going to have a GI next month and needed some material............... especially No. 11

LOL...very funny! Thanks!

Oh geezzzzzz...........I don't recall hubby using any of those yet! I'll print em out for him! TY db! LOL!