not guilty

have you?

Unfortunately, I am guilty of this one... those damn teacups! and anything that spins around... ;)

Have you been to a strip club lately?

Not guilty - It's been a loooooong time! Why go out for milk when you've got a cow at home? Um, well, I've GOT to come up with a better analogy than that one!

Have you ever slept on the couch? :mad:

guilty (I can't hear him snore from the couch)



Have you ever given someone a golden shower?

Yes I have (fun fun fun :D )



Have you ever eaten Pop Rocks while giving a blowjob?

Yes I have

Do you like having your toes sucked?

OMG, yes I am. I don't like being tickled one bit, either. Talk about risking the loss of an appendage...


Have you ever lit a fart?

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent a day where you just felt "blah?"

Guilty - I'm usually getting sick.

Have you ever taken a mental health day?

Guilty

Have you ever had a wish come true when you weren't expecting it?