The Riddler
 

OK! :banghead:

IfSharniSOMESharniPEOPLESharniwant to play these dumb games,:hair: I'll give you one that should at least slow it down. :D

The Riddler gives you a riddle and you have 24 hrs. to answer it. If it's correctly answered, that person gives the next riddle. If not, the Riddler comes back after the minimum one day (and has up to 3 days) with the answer. Somebody else then asks the next riddle. A Riddler can not give two riddles in a row within one week.



What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? :jester:

A pick pocket snatches your watch and a peeping tom watches your snatch.


OK.. here is one

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question”.

What is the question?

Answer: Which came first the chicken or the egg?


What is the difference between a pigmy tribe and a womens jogging team?

Answer: The Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts....


I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

Answer: I'm your imagination!!

Riddle: What's the greatest use of cowhide?

Answer: To hold cows together.


Riddle
Four folk sat down to play.
They played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how all could gain?

They were musicians ..

Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?

A pearl.


He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

Counterfeit Money

In a cabin in the mountains, a group of people lie dead. The doors and windows are locked, and there is no way into the cabin. The people died suddenly and did not kill themselves or each other. They were not poisoned, gassed or suffocated. How did they die?

Time's up! How did they die?

They were in the cabin of a crashed airplane. :)

NEW RIDDLE

What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

A chalkboard, I believe.


Riddle:
I am a protector.
I sit on a bridge.
One person can see through me
Ohers wonder what I hide.
What am I?

Sun glasses?

Yessir!

Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?