Nope.

Have you ever been walking in a crowd, and dashed into a corner with your S/O for a quickie...ahem, I mean kiss! ?

Yes...and yes.

Have you ever snogged a stranger at a pub?

Guilty... although it was in the parking lot of the pub... does that count?

Have you ever merged to quickly when entering the freeway? (Crossing the gore line.)

I don't think I've done it too quickly - I can be quite graceful with my merging though.


Have you ever given someone the finger in traffic?

Yes, and they so much deserved it!


Have you ever been rude to a telephone solicitor?

yes I just hang up on them


have you ever helped get someone so drunk they puked

Guilty. Rude in a curt fashion - "sorry, not interested" and hang up.

Have you ever slammed the door on someone?

Guilty on Booger AND Stephs account.

Have you ever used a childs toy for sexual pleasure?

innocent but I do have a funny " bumble ball" story


Have you driven with an open container?

Open container of what?

most states in US have "open container" laws...can't drive with a container with alcohol that has been opened



Have you ever not followed through on a bet?

Hell, yep.

They say go and bash your head against a brick wall if you've been dumb - done it...?

Um...NO. Sounds like a guy thing. WOmen dislike bruises, unless gained while having fun.

Ever dreamt of killing your boss?

Every day & night. ;)

Ever told some foreigner to fuck/piss (etc) off and then walked away, so they're confused?

Innocent - But in Austria, I talked to a drunk for a half hour before he stumbled off. To this day, the only thing I can be sure we agreed upon was that not everyone from America speaks english as well as I do. BTW...he was referring to southerners! ha ha

Have you ever turned left on red?