Can I plead the fifth and hope they can't accumulate enough evidence to convene a grand jury?

Have you ever driven without insurance?

Nope

Do you ever put off everything else while you look at pixies?

guilty....


Have you ever masturbated on cam?

Innocent for that

Have you ever raided a skip for anything re-usable?

Skip might not like that! He'll sick his clowns one me!

Ok...seriously - Guilty! I snagged a hunk of mahogany and made a snazzy looking coffee coaster!

Have you ever tossed your trash in someone else's dumpster?

guilty, guilty, a thousand times guilty - I often throw my doggie bags in the nearest dumpster.

Have you ever not scooped the poop?

innocent


Have you ever fished without a license?

Guilty. I'm 23 years old and have yet to have a fishing license yet I go at least twice a month.

Have you ever given someone a fake phone number?

Nope

Have you ever faked an orgasam?

Guilty, but only once. It was never gonna happen.

Have you ever jaywalked?

Guilty. And, WI...how exactly do guys fake an orgasm????

(learning new skills daily here at Pixies)

Have you ever dreamed about having sex with a co-worker, while sitting in a meeting with them?

Guilty but god she's sexy!!!


Have you ever farted and blaimed someone else?

yes i always blame the dog

have you ever pissed your pants

Oh, I'm sure I did as a toddler. :)

Have you ever skipped a meal rather than eat what was offered?

Guilty - I hate cabbage cooked so I qwent for as KFC.

Have you ever tried to leave a Restaurant without paying either the full bill or for something on the bill?