innocent~ well aware I can not but that does not stop me from making an ass out of myself doing it


Have you ever dated soemone to get to her friend?

Innocent.

Have you ever copied someone's software?

guilty


Have you ever plagarized a paper?

Innocent - but there are times I should've tried. My gift of gab wasn't quite what they were looking for. Apparently, Bullshit 101 wasn't the unofficial name of the course after all.

Have you ever snitched on someone?

innocent

Have you ever felt up someone who was asleep or unconscious?

Remember the neck-wrenching incident? Though that wasn't exactly feeling up.

Other than that...Not Guilty. Maybe I'm not around the right unconscious people?

Have you ever let the elevator door close despite seeing someone coming?

innocent~ southern manners, not even a store's doors

Have you ever screened your calls and then told someone you were not home when they called?

Guilty. I can be a screener.

Have you ever had a salesman ring the doorbell and not gone to the door?

Nope...it's what I live for! I tell them "My mom's not home and I'm not supposed to open the door."

Have you ever been in the back of a police car?

Yes and the boys on bikes and JW. It's my door and I decide when to answer it.


Have you ever hung up on someone on the phone?

Guilty...two time offender, I believe. Well, telemarketers don't count, right?

Have you ever whizzed outside?

NEVER and have a $1000 bet riding on the fact that I never will


Have you ever flashed/ exposed yourself/ mooned someone?

Guilty - Back in high school I mooned the opposing track team as their bus pulled up. Didn't run that day. Damn snitches! ha ha

Have you ever failed to point out a discrepancy in a bill that was to your advantage?

guilty...I have yet to be charged for something I purchased on a CC almost a year ago

Have you ever been in a public brawl?

Innocent! I've witnessed one, though.

Do you surf the Web for fun when you should be working?