Guilty.


You enjoy one on one time.

Guilty.


You went to the cinema last week.

Not guilty, although this coming weekend we might make it.

You have snow on the ground where you live.

Not guilty; never got hit by the nasty storm further north.

You're planning on skipping whatever work you have on Thursday to hang out with you SO.

No, he wouldn't allow that kind of behavior. :rolleyes:



You work sitcom worthy people.

WORK?? :yikes: There's that four-letter word again. Not guilty. :D

You're going to see the new Bruce Willis "Die Hard" movie this weekend.

Only if he is still able to kill countless people and still remain hot! (You let me know :) )


You have a very special Valentine.

I do, whe's my very special wife! :loveshowe

You got or gave chocolates from / to your special someone!

Guilty

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Not guilty

You have had sex in public whether hidden or out in the open.

Guilty

Have you ever had sex on a table or countertop

Not guilty

Have you ever had sex on a grassy lawn?

Guilty does a park qualify?


You've had impure thoughts at work.

I’m guilty... thank heavens I work alone.


You are addicted to oral sex

Guilty, I enjoy giving it alot.

You would enjoy time to enjoy yourself.

False- I’ve had plenty of time alone.


You prefer to sleep naked.

Guilty as charged.

You find time with a bestie enlightening.

Guilty.

You enjoy running nude through the woods, if you think you can get away with it.

Guilty when I can find woods to run through.


You are getting more outside of your home lately.

Guilty, especially yesterday when I had to run and get gas for the lawn mower and then spend 2 1/2 hours mowing the front and back yards. Nice day, but I was hot and sweaty when I got done.

We do get to the store but always wear face masks and keep 6' from others.

You try to keep your car washed and clean.

Guilty

You would like to see some parts of Europe.

Guilty

You like having a nice lawn, but wish it could be done without the pollen.

False.. I have no lawn.


You always want your partner to cum first.

True

You want to cum with your partner inside you

True.. would love for that to happen.


You desire that your partner masturbate in front of you.

Guilty, It would be a first.


You have all the days tasks taken care of.

Guilty


You must go to bed even tho you don’t want to.

Not guilty

You believe that big things come in small packages.

Guilty

You grow some of your own vegetables.

Not guilty

You have the air conditioner going today.

True... my favorite invention


You have never received a speeding ticket.

Guilty Have been driving for 51 years and no a single one. Yay


You have gone commando recently.

Guilty... today actually

You enjoy watching your partner orgasm.

Guilty


You have been sleeping better lately.

Actually I have..


You write erotica

Guilty It could be called that.

You want to go to the lake to relax.

Guilty


You want to buy a nicer vehicle

Not guilty. We were surprised last October when our daughter and son-in-law bought us a very nice Buick Regal. It's been a great car and we love it. They had hinted they were going to get us a newer car but I assumed it would be one of theirs when they were ready to get a new one.

Your hoping for a nice fall with moderate temperatures and beautiful colors in the trees.

Guilty always hope for good seasonal weather.


Your are looking to clean up after last nights storms.

Not guilty.. Didn’t have a storm


You would like to make a woman orgasm right now.