Not guilty


You are missing someone.

Guilty. Always.

You've tried to put your own elbow in your ear.

Not guilty.

You like to go barefoot when you're outdoors.

Guilty



You like to go commando when possible.

Guilty


You have a drawer full of sex toys.

Not guilty. Wouldn't call it "full." :D

You like to sleep nude.

Guilty


You like to run around the house nude as much as possible.

Not guilty...but I reserve the right to change my plea when the kids move out.


You have a special toy that's just for you.

Not guilty.


You enjoy cooking out as much as possible.

Not guilty.


You were born in the country.

Guilty

You occasionally enjoy reality television.

Not guilty.


You had a good weekend.

Guilty


You will be hosting Thanksgiving Dinner this year.

Yeah, for me and my owner unit. That is what I call my husband. ;)


Do you decorate for Christmas before December 1st?

Guilty.... going into the woods to gather greens for wreath making.

You love having relatives over for holiday meals.