Only in a couple of minor ways so I guess guilty.
Would you have cosmetic surgery?

No, I can't imagine having any, anyway.

Would you go out to the park just to relax and get away from everything?

guilty

would you go on a long drive for the same reason?

Guilty... that's one of my favorite ways to relax.

Are you a religious follower of a sport?

hell ya....go leafs go!

you?

Guilty of being a die-hard Yankees fan! :)

Do you love children?

yes

do you want children if you don't have them already?

We have seven already, so I think I'll pass this time if you don't mind. Not sure if that's a guilty or not-guilty. Can I plead "no-contest?" :D

Do you like BBQ beef?

Not guilty


Do you like spinach?

Guilty.Love to cook......................... Have you ever been over due on a library book or video rental?

Nope. Not Guilty. Now, my wife and kids have ... and they're the ones normally doing the renting. :)

When you've seen young people wearing their pants very low on their hips, have you ever had the DESIRE to "pull them down."

nope - I just wonder aloud why they bother to wear them at all....

have you ever wondered why the kids didn't look like that when you were 16?