I wish I could of. Feel guilty having to call it a night last night. :(

I've got a busy day planned.

False

I'm feeling a bit horny

True.

I almost always feel a bit horny.

True.

I like feeling horny. :D

Guilty! :D :D :D

Being horny is a way of life.

Guilty

When I'm horny I'm usually happy

Guilty.

I am usually always happy. :D

Guilty

I like to share that happiness with my wife.

Guilty.

My wife is usually as happy as I am.

Guilty

I love to get popcorn with lots of butter. :)

Guilty, I consider it a basic food group.

I eat way more ice cream than I should.

Guilty ....

but never more than I would like to eat. :D