Guilty. And, WI...how exactly do guys fake an orgasm????

(learning new skills daily here at Pixies)

Have you ever dreamed about having sex with a co-worker, while sitting in a meeting with them?

Guilty but god she's sexy!!!


Have you ever farted and blaimed someone else?

yes i always blame the dog

have you ever pissed your pants

Oh, I'm sure I did as a toddler. :)

Have you ever skipped a meal rather than eat what was offered?

Guilty - I hate cabbage cooked so I qwent for as KFC.

Have you ever tried to leave a Restaurant without paying either the full bill or for something on the bill?

Nope.

Have you ever been walking in a crowd, and dashed into a corner with your S/O for a quickie...ahem, I mean kiss! ?

Yes...and yes.

Have you ever snogged a stranger at a pub?

Guilty... although it was in the parking lot of the pub... does that count?

Have you ever merged to quickly when entering the freeway? (Crossing the gore line.)

I don't think I've done it too quickly - I can be quite graceful with my merging though.


Have you ever given someone the finger in traffic?

Yes, and they so much deserved it!


Have you ever been rude to a telephone solicitor?

yes I just hang up on them


have you ever helped get someone so drunk they puked

Guilty. Rude in a curt fashion - "sorry, not interested" and hang up.

Have you ever slammed the door on someone?

Guilty on Booger AND Stephs account.

Have you ever used a childs toy for sexual pleasure?

innocent but I do have a funny " bumble ball" story


Have you driven with an open container?

Open container of what?

most states in US have "open container" laws...can't drive with a container with alcohol that has been opened



Have you ever not followed through on a bet?

Hell, yep.

They say go and bash your head against a brick wall if you've been dumb - done it...?

Um...NO. Sounds like a guy thing. WOmen dislike bruises, unless gained while having fun.

Ever dreamt of killing your boss?

Every day & night. ;)

Ever told some foreigner to fuck/piss (etc) off and then walked away, so they're confused?

Innocent - But in Austria, I talked to a drunk for a half hour before he stumbled off. To this day, the only thing I can be sure we agreed upon was that not everyone from America speaks english as well as I do. BTW...he was referring to southerners! ha ha

Have you ever turned left on red?

guilty but really innocent ...cause it's onto a one way...do it everyday


Have you ever had sex with while under the influence of laughing gas?

Innocent......................but willing to try it ;)

Have you ever accidentally hit someone elses car whilst parking and done a tiny bit of damage, but once realising nobody seen you driven off with out leaving contact details?

Never, but regretted that I had not, the last time I fessed up.

Have you ever wished you had had less integrity?

Actually, no...sometimes I wish I had more. But then again, I have high standards.

Have you ever forgotten someones name and reintroduced yourself?

Yes, too many times to count. No point in not only looking stupid but being stupid.

Have you ever had sex while under the influence of acid?

Once, but I was young and stupid. ABout 13, to be exact.

You? ((are you considering picking up a new pastime?))

A few times. Yes, like you, it has been a very long time ago. Yes, I am considering a new pastime and you can help.

Have you ever cheated?

Is it cheating if there are no rules against it?

Nolo contendere

Have you ever encouraged your S/O to cheat?

Did that about three weeks ago. It was said in anger and I meant it at the time. No, she has not.

Have you ever helped your S/O to cheat?

Yes. Not sure if he went through with it though. I never asked.

Would you tell the truth?

Yes.

You?

Yes. Damn, I hate it...but yes.

Would you do it anyway? :D

When you put it like that, how can I refuse?

Would you enjoy it?

Guilty. I am certain I would.

Have you ever planned out an evening?

Oh yes.

Have you ever kept to the plan?

Guilty.

Have you ever planned it down to the clothes she would wear?

Yes.......or not wear................or both.


Have you ever been totally submissive?

Not guilty. But I'm intrigued by the idea.

Have you ever been tied up?

Yes, it was very frustrating!

Have you?

Yes. It was exciting

Have you ever been blindfolded?