Innocent.

Have you ever slept rather than face your responsibilities?

guilty

you?

not guilty

Have you ever wondered the meaning of life?

Innocent.

Have you ever believed in fate?

Guilty..
Does fate play an important part of your life?

Guilty. Very guilty.

Did you ever pick on younger brothers or sisters while growing up?

Guilty..But it wasn't until I was as tall as my older brother.
Did you enjoy it?

Not guilty (didn't have a younger brother or sister. :))

Do you buy or make Valentine's Day cards?

Guilty of making them with the kids, and buying them for the adults.

Have you ever listened to inappropriate subject matter at work?

Guilty...but then, hey--I work in a law office. :)

Ever perv at Pixies while at work?

Once - for five months straight :D

Have you ever totally mispronounced someone's name?

guilty that is why I try to stick to just calling out the names of religious figures:p


Have you ever trespassed?

Yes, but never got caught.

Have you ever been injured during sex?

I've had aches and pains act up ... does that count. :confused:

If so ... guilty.

Have you ever been frustrated because you were ready but your so/spouse was not?

Guilty.....and he likes to say that he never refuses...sigh


Have you ever taken "free samples" from the store?

All the time

Have you ever stolen out of a broken vending machine?

Not guilty.

Would you report to the authorities if you saw someone's car stranded by the side of a road?

Not Guilty
Wouldn't have to...we have Motorist Assistance Patrol here...they drive around all day and look for that.

Have you ever not told someone that they had tp stuck to the bottom of their shoe because you didn't like them?

Not guilty ... although that may be because I don't recall ever seeing someone walking around with tp stuck to their shoes. :)

Have you ever checked out at a store and started to leave when you realized there was something in the bottom of the cart you hadn't paid for?

Guilty

ever ridden the bus or train and not bought a ticket?

Not guilty.

Have you ever snuck into a music concert?

Guilty

Ever snuck into the cinema?

Innocent.

Have you ever lied to your doctor?

Guilty

Have you ever driven around with an expired plate?

Guilty

Have you ever said you did something when you really forgot to do it?

Guilty


Have you ever thought you did or said something when you didn't?

Like...when coming out of anesthesia? Yep. :)

Do you like vegetables?

Guilty, as charged. (At least most.)

Do you like teasing others?

Sexually? In real life I don't do it--much. Other types of teasing, yes, I've been known to do that from time to time.

Do you buy your SO something for Valentine's Day?

nope - don't celebrate it....I love my SO all year long and don't need someone to tell me when to be romantic....I show her in other ways throughout the year - nice that way I think

did you ever forget an anniversary or birthday of your SO?

One time in 43 years I missed my wife's birthday. I don't even remember why now (because it was so long ago), but seems like I was "ready," then with everything going on, I just forgot to give her her card and present and she didn't remind me until the next day. :(

I felt horrible (as I should have) ... and it's never happened again.

Do you celebrate the anniversary of the day you met your so/spouse?

Yes--it's a date I remember well, the first time I talked to him and the first time I met him in person.

Do you have big plans for this year?

Not guilty ... yet. Haven't talked much about things we might want to do this spring and summer. I'd like to someday run up to the Mall of the Americas near the twin cities; visit another nudist resort; go down to Appalachia in the fall and do some volunteer work; do a bit of fishing; go over to Allerton Park near Champaign, Illinois and walk some of the trails; ... lots of stuff. But not sure what we'll settle on.

Oh yes, probably take some time out for a Happy Joes Pizza. :D :D

Are you planning on upgrading your computer?

guilty though not as often as I used to.....

do you grow impatient when driving?

No, although when I attended college full-time I carried Mace.

Have you ever eaten weird food combinations?

LOL. Is that a "guilty or not" question? Anyway, I don't think I've got any "weird" food combos ... it's all those other people that think I might. :rolleyes: Besides, Tabasco sauce on eggs isn't that weird. ;)

So, I guess I'm NOT GUILTY. :D :D

Do you ever swim in rivers?

not guilty though I have skated on some

ever lie to your parents to get what you wanted when growing up?