Not guilty. But you did make me laugh.

Have you ever played withyourself at a sports game?

Not guilty...so far.

Have you ever been flashed by a total stranger?

No, not by a stranger.

Have you been flashed by *anyone?*

Yep.

Have you ever flashed a stranger?

Yep. Long story. :D

Have you ever wished for someone to make the first move?

Guilty. I've even occasionally allowed them to. :p

Have you ever lied to your boss?

guilty - bent the truth - not outright lied....

sex in a public place?

Guilty. Many times.

Had fantasies about another person while you had sex with your SO?

guilty (don't tell my SO!)

you?

Only once and I felt terrible about it.

Ever regret having sex?

nope

you?

Yes. but only once.

Ever watch too much TV and get a headache?

yes to both but not as a result of each other

ever stolen a car?

Not guilty.

Ever test-driven a car when you had no intention of purchasing?

Guilty...Just so I could drive the car! hehe

Made up a lame excuse to get out of something stupid.

guilty

told someone you love something you truly hate

Guilty

Bought something that you'd seen in a friends house and fell in love with it.

guilty

bought something for someone else but kept it for yourself

Guilty

Re-gifted a present? (ie, given a present as a gift to another person)

guilty

received something and when you opened it, you went, huh????

Guilty. Many times.

Given a really bad gift, and had someone say "huh?" to you?

not guilty - at least to my face

ever gone to a dinner party only to get there and wonder why you were invited?

Guilty, Several times... Exit, Stage Right!



Ever cussed out someone after hanging up the phone?

CONSTANTLY! GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY! I work in customer service and last night we were shortstaffed. Murphy's Law: the busier the night, the stupider the problems. All that saved me was muttering "dumbass" after particularly stupid calls. But then I started thinking about WI and that would make me laugh.

Ever "forgotten" to shovel in the hopes that one of the other tenants would get to it first?

not guilty - nah - only two choices here to do it...however, I am guilty of thinking it....

ever wonder how some people can just be so fu$%king stupid?

Guilty, but ends in too much stress to continue thinking about it.



Ever scooted into a parking space with someone else waiting for that space?

guilty

ever have it happen to you?

Yes. But not recently.

Ever splurged on a movie/CD you just HAD to own?

yes

ever gone to a movie and asked for your money back?

No.

Ever walked out in the middle of a movie?

Innocent, I think. I'm too damned cheap.

Have you ever deleted an e-mail that wasn't spam without reading it?

guilty

you?

Guilty.

Have you ever overslept an important meeting?

guilty but just barely

have you ever missed a flight on purpose?

Guilty. MANY times.

Ever booked a business flight just to get away for a few days?

not guilty - wish I could but don't have the luxury

have you?

No. Not guilty, either. Although two of us were once scheduled for a meeting in San Diego and when we got there, the meeting had been cancelled and the "cheapest way home" was to wait until Monday. So we spent Saturday evening and Sunday touring San Diego at our company's expense. :)

Best meeting I ever attended. :D

Ever have to cancel an invitation to people you'd invited over?

Yes, when something unexpected happened.

Ever sleep the day away?

Guilty of attempting it. Haven't been convicted in years though.

Have you ever ignored a ticket?

kind of guilty - tried til they put a lien on my license... :D

have you ever snuck into a sporting event or concert?