Not yet.

You?

Also wonderful. Trust me.

Massaged?

Oh yeah!

Masturbated?

Of course.

Swallowed?

Of course, when the quantity is sufficient.

Dripped wax?

Guilty.


Been the wax-ee?

Oh yes.. at first it hurt, delightfully..

Kissed low lips?

Guilty

Have you ever drank from the carton?

Guilty!

Called someone for being overconfident?

Guilty

Been overcofident yourself (and wished you'd gotten called on it)?

Innocent. I'm a tool and will invite you to call me on it, if I don't call me first.

Engaged in a PM war?

War? No, not that I know of.

Do you doubt someone you love?

Innocent - Unless you are refering to their sanity.

Have you ever left the restroom without washing your hands?

Guilty.

Have you ever thrown something away rather than deal with it?

Guilty.

Have you ever let your heart lead your decisions?

Guilty, more times than I can count.

Have you ever made an important decision because you thought it was what someone else wanted?

Guilty. But then I regretted it -- you need to want it too.

Have you ever dreamt of a better tomorrow?

I'm doing it more and more lately.

Have you ever done something you *immediately* regretted doing?

Guilty - and I'm still regretting it

Have you ever ignored parking tickets?

No. The meter bitch will hunt you down.

Do you forget occasionally to send birthday cards to friends and family?

Guilty - I'm horrible at sending cards, but very good at remembering the dates!

Have you ever placed a piece of furniture over a stain in the carpet?

Yep. Also placed an area rug--they work great.

Have you ever avoided someone because you were ashamed you'd done/didn't do something?

Innocent. I own up to what I have/haven't done.

Have you ever avoided a task and then claimed you forgot to do it?

Nope...when I haven't done a task, it's because I truly forgot! If I am avoiding something, I'll say "I'm ignoring that for now". Best to play your cards face up. That way nobody mistakenly thinks stuff is getting done. ha ha

Have you ever sent a blistering email that you regret?

I've sent emails that seemed a bit blistering, but I think it's mainly because of the lack of non-verbal communication that comes with the written word.

Have you ever accidentally forgotten to give someone a message?

Guilty - I am usually reminded by the ringing phone that someone called earlier. Oops, sorry!

Have you ever stood by a wrong decision made in anger, just because you don't want to lose face?

Guilty.

Have you ever questioned your own sanity?

Guilty

Have you done something really stupid and looked around hoping that nobody saw you?

You mean like slip on the ice and land smack dab on my ass? Nah, never. :D

Have you ever told someone something, even though you didn't know how they would react?

Yes. And never regretted it yet.

Have you ever kissed a stranger?

Once.

Have you ever eaten something without knowing what was in it?

I ordered tripe in France (because it looked like sausages) ha ha.

Have you ever broken a window?

No, not that I remember.

Have you ever mailed something, *hoping* you had enough postage?

Sure...after all, if it's a little off they'll make up the difference right? ha ha

Do you squish bugs?

Yes, although I tend to stay away from 60-ft. spiders if I can. :D

Do you pick the out-to-eat locations?

No...but I am responsible for interpreting where Mrs. WI is telling me she wants to go. You know, the place that has those things we had that time?

Do you ever speak cryptically?

Yes, especially here at Pixies sometimes. I've been accused of that on more than one occasion. :D

Do you eat dessert first?

Innocent - Most of the time I am too full from dinner to have dessert.

Have you ever said "wrap this up and bring me the dessert menu"?

Yes, I've had dessert without finishing my dinner, first.

Do you eat cuisine from other cultures?

guilty...terribly guilty


Have you ever written bad checks knowing they were bad?