I started to say not guilty, but then I remembered a day in college that I did skip classes. So I guess, GUILTY.

Ever have "mom" call you in sick when you knew you really weren't?

no~~~~I was a good kid! (never got caught!)


have you ever had a drink on your own?

Far too many times....



Have you ever gotten drunk alone?

Guilty

Ever made yourself vomit through too much drink?

Not guilty. Probably more luck than anything.

Have you ever washed your car only to have the doors freeze shut?

thankfully not guilty

you?

Guilty ... but years ago. Not any fun.

Ever order something at a fast food place only to realize you had forgotten your billfold/purse?

not quilty~~~~~~~yet!


have u ever signed someone else's name to a catalogue saleperson's mailing list??????????

LOL ... not guilty ... but it sounds like fun. :D :D

Have cheated at Monopoly?

Guilty, that's part of the the fun...isn't it?

Have you ever begged for food when you were hungry?

Not in the traditional sense. I've asked politely...but never needed to beg

Have you ever been flat broke?

not guilty thankfully

you?

Me either, at least since I was on my own. As a kid...yes.

Ever built a "rainy day" fund?

Guilty

Live further than 500 miles from your parents/family?

Not guilty. Surviving members of my immediate family are all within about 300 miles.

Do you have more than one car?

We have. Taken in several cats over the years that showed up at our door, we fed them, and they stayed. :)

Would you ever go to a pound to rescue an animal scheduled to be put to sleep?

Gulity

Have you ever cried at the death of a much loved pet?

Guilty


Have you ever experienced a death in your near family?

Guilty ... all our parents and my only brother. Leaves us with my wife's four brothers and sisters and our kids. Three in just the last year +. :(

Have any new kids or grand-kids in the past year or two?

not guilty

kids?

Guilty ... seven but oldest is a Junior in High School.

Grand-kids?

not guilty

super bowl?

Not guilty in years. Although the marketer in me is occasionally intrigued by the commercials.

Married?

Guilty as charged.

Horny?

VERY Guilty.

Thirsty?

not as thirsty as I am horny. :D

in need of something sweet?

Not guilty -- just ate *3* (blushing) Zingers...chocolate

Guilty of licking out the cream?

now that's loaded...

I'll go with guilty.....

guilty of wanting to lick out the cream?

Yes...I am...VERY guilty.

Guilty of being an exhibitionist?

Moi? C'est true! *hangs his head, and slyly peaks up with a coy grin*

Have you ever been politically incorrect?

guilty


Have you ever flashed someone?

I've mooned people, but never pulled a full monty. Well, not in person. ha ha

Have you?

yes...both

Have you ever been in jail?

Not yet, but I'm still young.

Have you ever driven when you probably shouldn't have?

no~~~~~~~don't think so~~~~~~~mmmmmmmm~~~~~~~~maybe~~~~the day after!!



have you ever required help from para medics?

I don't think I really needed it, but they insisted I go with them...I was in 6th grade, how could I say no?

Have you ever sat at the defendant's table in a courtroom?