Definitions
 

Feel free to add yours.

Prototype (n.): An object, the first of its kind. The one that is made to ensure just how fucked up the object can be.

Experience: The collective name given to a group of mistakes.

War: International insanity.

Siblings: Reminders that your parents had a lot of sex. :D

Erection: The visible sign to women that men are not JUST interested in their minds. :yikes:

Dictionary : The only place where success comes before work.

^^^^ I like that! :thumbs:

Rain Probabilities: The scientific way for weathermen to tell us they don't know either. :shrug:

Vegan: A Mass murdered of thousands of innocent fruits and vegetables.

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

SAFE SEX: What bank vaults do after the banks close.

INCEST: A game that the whole family can play.

PRAYER: When people talk to God.
SCHIZOPHRENIA: When God talks back.

Profusion: Anti-fission

NUCLEAR WEAPONS: An invention to end all inventions.

Sale....a way to bring in customers and mislead them to believe they are getting a deal on an item.

Reality: n., an abstract idea, impossible for anyone to understand .

Masturbation: How a person alone can look in a mirror and enjoy an intimate relationship with someone they really care about.

Yankee: A person who's been jerked around.

Virginia: Canadian girl who has never had intercourse.

Software upgrade: n. , a packet of code suitably modified from a pre-existing packet, intended to ensure the software no longer works correctly.

Blowjob: Hiring someone to replace a fan.

Truth...the actual facts

Fellatio: When a guy named Tio falls over.

LMAO=laughing my ass off

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Franz Liszt: What Franz takes with him when he goes shopping.

good one jseal....

:eew: when someone or something is icky :rofl:

Lies: Government communications to the people on any subject of importance. Stands for Layered In Enema Secretions. :boink:

OMG dicksbro..... :tongue: lol

LOL=laughing out loud






:roflmao:

Soon: Another way to say, "I don't know."

fine....oh oh your in trouble

Fairness ... what's mine is mine and what's yours can be negotiated.

Tits ........ Proof that men CAN concentrate on two things at once. :boobs:

Cunnilingus: Drilling for hollers.

Shouldn't that be "drooling for hollers" ?

Good idea. :thumb:

Sex: What makes the world go round.

Intercourse: The time between two classes.

cart.....what can't be put before the horse.

A glass of water half full or half empty ............ A container twice the size required. :sad:

Blowjob: Balloon filling.