Sarcasm 101
 

A new game.....

Similar to True or False, but you should answer sarcastically...


Example...
Do you like having oral sex performed on you...

answer..
No, I would rather have root canal.


Simple, yet elegant :D enjoy.

Do you think Pixies is an awesome site?

Nah. I just hang out here and waste time because it's a boring and irritating site.

Do you look forward to the future?

Yeah, of course...I can't wait to be TOTALLY bald and incontinent!

What's the best thing about boobies?

Thanks for strating this thread STO. By studying it, I may come to understand what exactly sarcasm is. Perhaps, therefore, I can look forward to teh future.

Since I never employ sarcasm, I don't understand it at all.

How's your love-life?

It's so bad I would rather shove sharp rocks up my ass than have sex.

The women on pixies are beautiful creatures

Beautiful? They're all close-minded and uptight!

Do you like the money shot?

Hell no, I much prefer a limp, uninterested dick. Doesn't everyone?


Do you like having your breasts fondled?

Oh yeah, almost as much I like stubbing my toe.

Do you think masturbating is healthy?

Healthy?? Of course it's healthy, especially if you relish having hairy palms and/or going blind.


Do you have sex with the lights on?

Hell no, bag over her head and mine in total blackness, seeing breasts up close would give me the heeby-geebies.

Do you like a deep longing kiss?

No way! I much prefer a dry, close-mouthed peck on the cheek!


Do you love anal?

Com'n, sticking my penis in a tight lubed up hole, feeling like it is getting milked for all its worth...no way!!!

Do you enjoy long fore-play?

Anal sex?! Madam, I'd rather scrub the Space Shuttle with a tooth brush than forego such a filthy act.

*After posting I see STO has tried to steal a question OBVIOUSLY meant for me... :p*

So, how about those handcuffs, aren't they fun?

Give up control!!!, I think that being under someone elses control and tied or cuffed down is downright barbaric.

Anyone for long sweaty sex?

hate it....all slick and slippery...bleh yuck!


Like hair pulling?

Oh, whatever... it took me 10 years to get it this long and now you want to rip it out?

Mind if I lick your pussy for an hour straight?

Yeah, like you think you could do that with a guy?

Is it already afternoon?

No, it's 4 a.m., DB time!

Why do you hate Pixies so much?

Don't you hate the thought of reading some silly stuff and then trying to top it with more silly stuff. :rolleyes:

Let's snack on snails.

I hate that lusty all over feeling makes me icky

Anyone for a hard cock?

What the hell does a rooster have to do with anything??


The smell of a freshly showered body, what does it do for you?

Gags me! Almost as much as fresh flowers!

Is communication in the bedroom important?

Da' bitch just needs to shut up and take it anyway I give it.

Her licking before ya doin the stickin works for me.

"Eeeew! You're gonna put your mouth where?"

Most vaginas are...

Most vaginas are fit for only one thing...baby birthing. Ya know that's all I've used mine for.

Like being dominated?

Nah..I like it like cleaning up the bathroom...

to keep it going....


Do you like having yours licked?

About as much as I like having it poked:rolleyes:




I heard you like flavored lube....

Flavored Lube should only be used to oil the chain on my bike, I mean those birds should have something to try and eat.

Leather looks lovely on the right ass.

err...probably only on the cow where it originated from :p

Showers are fun for two.

Yeah, that's why cows use it.

Isn't there something better we should be doing?

lol, beat ya to it DB!

Something better I should be doing? Nahh...I mean who really works on a weekday?

Do you like weekends?

"Ya' got me fair and square, pardner!" LOL :D

You've got to be kidding ... liking two days when you don't have to work and can just lay around and do nothing ... are there people like that?

Are there people like that? Not that I've seen...most people lay around and do nothing at their desk!

And what about finger food?

Nope, hate it, I only eat soup at my desk

Let's give a hoot for short dresses at work!!

Are you getting a kickback from Hooters?

How about ladies wearing cropped tops and going braless?

Short dresses at work? Hell no! Not a benefit to productivity, nor to morale.

Ever enjoyed sex?

Every damn time it is something I must grimace.

Good sex is noisy sex.