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Sarcasm 101
A new game.....
Similar to True or False, but you should answer sarcastically... Example... Do you like having oral sex performed on you... answer.. No, I would rather have root canal. Simple, yet elegant :D enjoy. |
Do you think Pixies is an awesome site?
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Nah. I just hang out here and waste time because it's a boring and irritating site.
Do you look forward to the future? |
Yeah, of course...I can't wait to be TOTALLY bald and incontinent!
What's the best thing about boobies? |
Thanks for strating this thread STO. By studying it, I may come to understand what exactly sarcasm is. Perhaps, therefore, I can look forward to teh future.
Since I never employ sarcasm, I don't understand it at all. How's your love-life? |
It's so bad I would rather shove sharp rocks up my ass than have sex.
The women on pixies are beautiful creatures |
Beautiful? They're all close-minded and uptight!
Do you like the money shot? |
Hell no, I much prefer a limp, uninterested dick. Doesn't everyone?
Do you like having your breasts fondled? |
Oh yeah, almost as much I like stubbing my toe.
Do you think masturbating is healthy? |
Healthy?? Of course it's healthy, especially if you relish having hairy palms and/or going blind.
Do you have sex with the lights on? |
Hell no, bag over her head and mine in total blackness, seeing breasts up close would give me the heeby-geebies.
Do you like a deep longing kiss? |
No way! I much prefer a dry, close-mouthed peck on the cheek!
Do you love anal? |
Com'n, sticking my penis in a tight lubed up hole, feeling like it is getting milked for all its worth...no way!!!
Do you enjoy long fore-play? |
Anal sex?! Madam, I'd rather scrub the Space Shuttle with a tooth brush than forego such a filthy act.
*After posting I see STO has tried to steal a question OBVIOUSLY meant for me... :p* So, how about those handcuffs, aren't they fun? |
Give up control!!!, I think that being under someone elses control and tied or cuffed down is downright barbaric.
Anyone for long sweaty sex? |
hate it....all slick and slippery...bleh yuck!
Like hair pulling? |
Oh, whatever... it took me 10 years to get it this long and now you want to rip it out?
Mind if I lick your pussy for an hour straight? |
Yeah, like you think you could do that with a guy?
Is it already afternoon? |
No, it's 4 a.m., DB time!
Why do you hate Pixies so much? |
Don't you hate the thought of reading some silly stuff and then trying to top it with more silly stuff. :rolleyes:
Let's snack on snails. |
Not unless you've bent over and the suns shining out ya butt!
I'm horny |
I hate that lusty all over feeling makes me icky
Anyone for a hard cock? |
What the hell does a rooster have to do with anything??
The smell of a freshly showered body, what does it do for you? |
Gags me! Almost as much as fresh flowers!
Is communication in the bedroom important? |
Da' bitch just needs to shut up and take it anyway I give it.
Her licking before ya doin the stickin works for me. |
"Eeeew! You're gonna put your mouth where?"
Most vaginas are... |
Most vaginas are fit for only one thing...baby birthing. Ya know that's all I've used mine for.
Like being dominated? |
Nah..I like it like cleaning up the bathroom...
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to keep it going....
Do you like having yours licked? |
About as much as I like having it poked:rolleyes:
I heard you like flavored lube.... |
Flavored Lube should only be used to oil the chain on my bike, I mean those birds should have something to try and eat.
Leather looks lovely on the right ass. |
err...probably only on the cow where it originated from :p
Showers are fun for two. |
Yeah, that's why cows use it.
Isn't there something better we should be doing? |
lol, beat ya to it DB!
Something better I should be doing? Nahh...I mean who really works on a weekday? Do you like weekends? |
"Ya' got me fair and square, pardner!" LOL :D
You've got to be kidding ... liking two days when you don't have to work and can just lay around and do nothing ... are there people like that? |
Are there people like that? Not that I've seen...most people lay around and do nothing at their desk!
And what about finger food? |
Nope, hate it, I only eat soup at my desk
Let's give a hoot for short dresses at work!! |
Are you getting a kickback from Hooters?
How about ladies wearing cropped tops and going braless? |
Short dresses at work? Hell no! Not a benefit to productivity, nor to morale.
Ever enjoyed sex? |
Every damn time it is something I must grimace.
Good sex is noisy sex. |
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