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citrus 09-07-2007 03:12 PM

The last drop of pee
 
Whenever I poop, the very last thing to occur is a stream of urine out the penis. Here's the question.

What is the reason, cause, purpose for the pee at the end of pooping? No matter how little pee I have in my bladder, there's always enough there to satisfy the period at the end of the sentence at poop time.

What is that physical/physiological signal sent to the urethra and bladder that makes certain that my body knows that this poop is completed?

Lilith 09-07-2007 03:19 PM

*paging Wicked Wanda *


This is way TMI for me. I will leave this subject to the professionals. After-all, I'm not really a Doctor, I just play one on the WWW.

wyndhy 09-07-2007 03:22 PM

lmfao.

maybe cause the nessecary organs are so close in proximity? maybe so you can use that last fairly sterile bit of liquid to clean the not so sterile bits of solids?

wyndhy 09-07-2007 03:24 PM

found this on a google search titled physiological reason for needing to urinate after defecating: (btw the site is called poopreport.com lmfao again)

The pelvic floor muscles relax when we defecate. However, they will not necessarily have to fully relax when we urinate. But when the pelvic floor musculature does relax, in addition to allowing stool to pass, it decreases the tension in our urinary sphincters, allowing urine to flow. Because our anal sphincters are stronger than our urinary sphincters, it is easier for us to have control over our bowels than our urine.

Lilith 09-07-2007 03:38 PM

sphincter- wyndhy, any other threads have you thinking about that term???

wyndhy 09-07-2007 03:42 PM

a sphincter says what?

:D

Lilith 09-07-2007 03:47 PM

nothing he just posts links

scotzoidman 09-07-2007 09:04 PM

^^^ :roflmao:

PantyFanatic 09-08-2007 12:48 AM

WTMI :doorpeek:

FussyPucker 09-08-2007 08:08 AM

Maybe your bladder thinks "Hey, while I'm here..............."

scotzoidman 09-08-2007 04:15 PM

:rofl:

Wicked Wanda 09-09-2007 10:49 AM

I am... speechless.

WW

wyndhy 09-10-2007 09:23 AM

because you're shit out of ideas? or are you just pissed off...

:D:D

citrus 09-10-2007 01:24 PM

One thought I had was maybe, "Ah, shit? Piss on it."

WildIrish 09-10-2007 01:52 PM

Kinda reminds me of that joke: Why is there always a few drops of urine that escape when you're putting your penis back in to your pants?






Because peckers can't sniff. :p

scotzoidman 09-10-2007 01:53 PM

I have to confess, I had noticed the same phenomenon myself...


But it would have been a hot day in Helsinki before I would have thought to bring it up here...

PantyFanatic 09-10-2007 02:01 PM

I think you may be one of the few people, citrus, who would be interested in why turds are tapered on the end.

(I think it's to keep your asshole from slamming shut :nod: )

Irezumi Kiss 09-10-2007 02:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
Kinda reminds me of that joke: Why is there always a few drops of urine that escape when you're putting your penis back in to your pants?

Because peckers can't sniff. :p

I really hate it when that happens. I also wonder sometimes at that moment if women go thru the same thing when they go tinkle.

WildIrish 09-10-2007 02:21 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Irezumi Kiss
I really hate it when that happens. I also wonder sometimes at that moment if women go thru the same thing when they go tinkle.



I don't know...but that's an absolutely delicious thought. :hot:

Loulabelle 09-10-2007 04:19 PM

Nope. Because we're not gross like boys, we wipe!

WildIrish 09-10-2007 04:33 PM

:(



Lou thinks I'm gross.

citrus 09-17-2007 01:37 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by PantyFanatic
I think you may be one of the few people, citrus, who would be interested in why turds are tapered on the end.

(I think it's to keep your asshole from slamming shut :nod: )
:kissass:Nah. That only happens for tight assholes. Mine is relaxed and permits the entire cargo to be unloaded before the doors are gently closed. ;)
:sex:

LixyChick 09-17-2007 07:10 AM

ROFLMMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness we got this cleared up! My day would'a been shot to hell(sinki) if we didn't get at least one official answer from "poopreport.com".

Scotz said Helsinki...lmao!

Mark Vieth 09-24-2007 09:06 AM

You know I always thought that it was the prostate that controlled the urine flow and also the muscles at the rear.

Casperr 09-24-2007 10:20 AM

Nope. All the prostate does is store and secrete the liquid that, when mixed with sperm from the testes, constitues semen.
Urine flow is controlled by muscles around the bladder and urethra, which in turn are controlled by the nervous system.

Although, I could be wrong...... but I don't think so.

Dr. CasperTG

Loulabelle 09-24-2007 12:40 PM

You're right as far as I remember from my A-level Biology Casper. But that was 12 years ago now, so I'm not necessarily an authority either!

Coaster 09-24-2007 02:25 PM

Oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnn..... GIGO...... how can I remove this info from my mind now!!!!

Cheyanne 09-24-2007 06:26 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LixyChick
ROFLMMFAOAPMP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank goodness we got this cleared up! My day would'a been shot to hell(sinki) if we didn't get at least one official answer from "poopreport.com".

Scotz said Helsinki...lmao!



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sodaklostsoul 09-25-2007 12:11 AM

And thats the poop, the whole poop and nothing but the poop.

LixyChick 09-25-2007 08:30 AM

We all know what happens when the world deals us lemons...right?

What should we do with all this shit?

Hey...I am "the curious one"! Sometimes it happens!

WildIrish 09-25-2007 09:49 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LixyChick
What should we do with all this shit?



Should we pack it?

wyndhy 09-25-2007 05:46 PM

:eek:

LixyChick 09-28-2007 11:06 AM

Lmao!

sodaklostsoul 09-28-2007 06:16 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
Should we pack it?

Your not gonna shit a brick are you? :kissass:

LixyChick 10-02-2007 10:02 AM

Are we still talking about this shit?

Kindly defecate or remove your lower posterior from the apparatus!
































SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT!

WildIrish 10-02-2007 10:05 AM

Not officially...we're just shootin' the shit.

LixyChick 10-03-2007 09:46 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WildIrish
Not officially...we're just shootin' the shit.

Don't let it hit the fan...Ewwwwwwwwwww!

WildIrish 10-03-2007 11:42 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by LixyChick
Don't let it hit the fan!



You're only saying that cus you're my biggest fan. :p

LixyChick 10-04-2007 08:21 AM

/me puts on the hip boots!

treeview 11-14-2007 02:22 AM

Overheard in the locker room wayyyy back in high school:

No matter how much
You shake and dance

The last drop
Ends up in your pants


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