Sex is only funny...
 

complete the above sentence.

...when it's done right.

When it is done in the hot tub.... :love:

when I'm in the room :D

When had in the car.

Til someone puts an eye out! lol

....if you're gifted with the ability to laugh at yourself.

... until you find out in the dark you've been with the wrong partner. :eek:

until you throw your back out trying to do that position you saw in the porno movie.

when you hear your dog crying at the door

when instead of dipping his finger in the pudding cup to paint my body he dips the head of his dick in it.


oh lord what a beautiful paintbrush :D

When I'm doing it

When it's done outside on a cold winter day.

when someone farts. :D

Wish I had said that,

Sex is only funny, when your kids come through the door!

Sex is only funny when you discover you used the wrong name. :eek:

when the inflatable doll pops.

... when the bottle of baby oil spills.

when you lick the whipped cream and realize it's gone off.

... when the alarm goes off and your orgasm happen at the same time.

when your partner mistakes a leg cramp for enthusiasm.

When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!

And he was invogorated...with no split ends! :D


Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. :yikes:

Sex is funny, when at a party, you discover a couple has sneaked into a corner and is doing it. :sex:

...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"

LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. :rolleyes:


(((he was already petting a kitty. :D )))

That is really funny...

Sex is really funny if you are watching a porno..and you all cum at the same time... :hump:

I don't know about sex...but the next time I listen to Bruce Springsteen it's gonna be funny. ha ha

when you roll off the bed and hit your head on the night stand. (true story) :( :dizzy:

Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key. :yikes:

when you hear a door creak and the pitter patter of little feet down the hall! Thank God for locks!!!

When the dog licks your ass and you think its her.

wearing his toolbelt, of course! :hot:

Sex is only funny when....your S/O tries to be menacing, and he is nothing of the sort. :yikes:

Sex is only funny when you try to get into some position ... and fall out of bed instead. :(

:D

Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. :eek: LMAO.

I know!



Oops! I mean, oh really?

Well, I was concerned at the time. Now I think it's hilarious! :D

Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where. :eek:

...or when one suggests use of a staple gun to prevent something similar from happening to a condom.

When you pass out during a foursome

Sex is funny......when its with a donut

Sex is only funny when you tune into the sounds your body is making and realize that if you were taped you'd sound...welll......disgusting! :yikes: