Enter Your Plea
 

Guilty or innocent? Answer, then pose your own moral dilemma or crime.







Have you ever called in sick when you were not?

guilty~ pens from cashiers or receptionists



Have you ever driven intoxicated?

not guilty....

have you ever been arrested and if so, what for?

guilty~ sort of~ read my rights for trafficking in narcotics.....pratical joke turned very wrong when I was a kid/ no charges though.


Have you ever lied in court?

Not guilty.

Have you ever made false statements on your tax returns?

Not guilty

Have you ever posed nude for someone else?

guilty, hell now I can't pay 'em to look. LOL

Have you ever had sex with someone else's spouse?

innocent ~ for now ;)


Have you ever parked in a handicap space?

Innocent.

Have you ever eaten something while in the grocery store?

Yep, but only when I am "running in" somewhere.

Have you ever lied to your S/O about where you are going?

innocent~ so far




Have you ever committed sodomy?

Throw away the key.

Have you ever looked through someones medicine cabinet?

guilty :p



Have you ever littered?

Only beer cans when I was underage.

Have you ever pretended you could sing?

innocent~ well aware I can not but that does not stop me from making an ass out of myself doing it


Have you ever dated soemone to get to her friend?

Innocent.

Have you ever copied someone's software?

guilty


Have you ever plagarized a paper?

Innocent - but there are times I should've tried. My gift of gab wasn't quite what they were looking for. Apparently, Bullshit 101 wasn't the unofficial name of the course after all.

Have you ever snitched on someone?

innocent

Have you ever felt up someone who was asleep or unconscious?

Remember the neck-wrenching incident? Though that wasn't exactly feeling up.

Other than that...Not Guilty. Maybe I'm not around the right unconscious people?

Have you ever let the elevator door close despite seeing someone coming?

innocent~ southern manners, not even a store's doors

Have you ever screened your calls and then told someone you were not home when they called?

Guilty. I can be a screener.

Have you ever had a salesman ring the doorbell and not gone to the door?

Nope...it's what I live for! I tell them "My mom's not home and I'm not supposed to open the door."

Have you ever been in the back of a police car?

Yes and the boys on bikes and JW. It's my door and I decide when to answer it.


Have you ever hung up on someone on the phone?

Guilty...two time offender, I believe. Well, telemarketers don't count, right?

Have you ever whizzed outside?

NEVER and have a $1000 bet riding on the fact that I never will


Have you ever flashed/ exposed yourself/ mooned someone?

Guilty - Back in high school I mooned the opposing track team as their bus pulled up. Didn't run that day. Damn snitches! ha ha

Have you ever failed to point out a discrepancy in a bill that was to your advantage?

guilty...I have yet to be charged for something I purchased on a CC almost a year ago

Have you ever been in a public brawl?

Innocent! I've witnessed one, though.

Do you surf the Web for fun when you should be working?

Can I plead the fifth and hope they can't accumulate enough evidence to convene a grand jury?

Have you ever driven without insurance?

Nope

Do you ever put off everything else while you look at pixies?

guilty....


Have you ever masturbated on cam?

Innocent for that

Have you ever raided a skip for anything re-usable?

Skip might not like that! He'll sick his clowns one me!

Ok...seriously - Guilty! I snagged a hunk of mahogany and made a snazzy looking coffee coaster!

Have you ever tossed your trash in someone else's dumpster?

guilty, guilty, a thousand times guilty - I often throw my doggie bags in the nearest dumpster.

Have you ever not scooped the poop?

innocent


Have you ever fished without a license?

Guilty. I'm 23 years old and have yet to have a fishing license yet I go at least twice a month.

Have you ever given someone a fake phone number?

Nope

Have you ever faked an orgasam?

Guilty, but only once. It was never gonna happen.

Have you ever jaywalked?