...is the place to be!
I never drink alcohol.... |
... except in big gulps or through straws. :yikes:
Tomorrow is always the best time ... |
....for something you've been putting off since last month.
Preventative car maintenance is.... |
Preventative car maintenance is ... is especially helpful if you only knew what to prevent.
A kiss is worth ... |
...nothing if the kiss-ee slobbers
A bird in the hand is worth... |
A bird in the hand is worth... nothing....... but a hand in your bush is priceless
Rainy days like Sundays....... |
....make you realize why God needed to rest on the 7th day
Sleeping like a baby is over-rated... |
Sleeping like a baby is overrated espcially when you have a diaper full of shit an empty bottle and jammys that cover your hands so you cant grasp anything.
Do yourself and the world a favor |
Do yourself and the world a favor....become a lesbian. ;)
Exercise is good for your health... |
Exercise is good for your health, ... it keeps several chiropractors and doctors gainfully employed.
There's nothing like a paycheck ... |
There's nothing like a paycheck...It reminds you of how worth it it is to wake up each morning.
Voicemail is great... |
Voicemail is great ... unless you've lost your voice. :yikes:
I love heavy snowfalls ... |
I love heavy snowfalls ... As long as they are in Illinois!
Christmas parties with the boss are a delight ... |
Christmas parties with the boss are a delight ... since she'll likey have a new honey-do list ready for me. :)
Visiting friends at Christmas ... |
Visiting friends at Christmas...reminds me why I'm a loner.
I love thong underwear... |
I love thong underwear...when it starts irritating the anus.
I love to meet new people ... |
I love to meet new people...as long as it's only pictures of them!
She has a beautiful body... |
She has a beautiful body ... and she'll be the first to tell you that.
I am looking forward to work tomorrow .... |
I am looking forward to work tomorrow ... which, thank heavens, never comes.
I love hot temperatures ... |
I love hot temperatures ...it prepares me for what's to come if I don't behave myself!
I always do the right thing... |
I always do the right thing... at the wrong time!
Well don't you just smell......... |
Well don't you just smell.........like a bouquet of roses-four days AFTER the funeral!
If you don't learn about life now... |
If you don't learn about life now... try, try AGAIN!
If she likes it............. |
If she likes it.............she MUST be doing it with someone besides me!
I enjoy all types of sex... |
I enjoy all types of sex... even sex with you!
OK, open wide and say............ |
OK, open wide and say ... "Keep your mouth shut."
Happiness is for everyone ... |
Happiness is for everyone ...except for that lusty1.:(
I'm always happy... |
I'm always happy, idiot!
Don't worry...... |
Don't worry......something bad is bound to happen!
I have all the luck in the world... |
I have all the luck in the world... some of it good.
You smell like....... |
You smell like....teen spirit-right after gym class!
Sex is always the best... |
Sex is always the best...mood stabilizer!
You know she wants it when.... |
You know she wants it when...she's breathing!
If it's hard... |
If it's hard... then you need to study more.
When she's wet........ |
When she's wet...you can almost bet it's been raining.
If it's Monday.... |
If it's Monday.... and rainy, gets me down.......
You know you're a redneck.............. |
You know you're a redneck...if you don't see the humor in redneck jokes.
I'd never have a one night stand... |
I'd never have a one night stand... you're kidding, right?
She had skin like.......... |
She had skin like..........a baby-----Shar-pei, that is!!!
Do unto others... |
Do unto others........... before they beat you to it!
Light kisses from her lips........... |
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