WHAT? You mean you can't get your lazy butt up out of that chair and fix your own meal!!!!
Aren't you happy we're going to ballgame this weekend? |
Oh yeah, I always get thrilled watching two young kids I don't know shooting a game of marbles.
How about a nice cold beer? |
How about a nice cold beer? Sure, thats on my diet!!!
I can't wait to go work out! |
I can't wait to go work out! Like unfolding the chaise lounge is a major challenge.
I'll be happy to work over ... |
I'll be happy to work over your dead body!
Did you miss me? |
Did you miss me? How can I miss you if you won't leave. :D
Get dressed now. |
Get dressed now. It's time for the horror show to end.
Isn't Niagara Falls impressive? |
I guess, if you like watching nature's fresh water urinal being flushed.
Life is like a bed of roses. |
Life is like a bed of roses, covered in thorns and growing in shit!
What time do you want me to wake you? |
Sure life is like a bed of roses...full of pricks. lol
All good things come to those who wait. |
Yeah...good things like getting mugged waiting in line for the atm.
Procrastination is so productive. |
Procrastination is so productive we need politicians to run on a platform of "more crastination in every legislative session." :rolleyes:
Give me a greasy spoon restaurant every time ... |
Only thing better would have been to go alone.
I just love people. |
Especially the obnoxious ones ... they add so much color to a get together.
Store clerks are such friendly people ... |
Yeah, friendly like a snake.
I'm so glad I'm not rich. |
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