Oh, gee , I don't see how anyone could eat more that the 3 french fries that are in the medium order.


Wow, a holiday weekend coming soon.

Sure, like having the kids all out of school yelling and running wild all day is a holiday. :rolleyes:

How about a gourmet lunch?

Yes please I just love the taste of expensive crap.


Can I get you another?

Yeah, like there's nothing I like more than getting more stuff to store somewhere.

Wanna' go fishing?

Why? Have you got worms?

Do you want to dance

Why, is that where the worms went to? :D :D (JK)

Let's go out to the park.

Ok I enjoy being mugged.

Is that your child?

No, silly, it's a dog in diapers that learned to say, "Goo Goo!"

I love picture puzzles.

I suppose somebody has too!

Should we clean the car?

And miss the chance to get our clothes dirty?

How about lunch.

Oh, geez, I've tasted your cooking before...no freaking way!!!!


The Supreme Court makes such EXCELLENT decisions.

The Supreme Court makes such EXCELLENT decisions ... like ... well like ... ah ... er ... like a ... well ... decisions anyway.

What we really need is ...

What we really need is to to stop all this freaking sex, sex, sex, sex, sex....how can YOU people be such perverts!

:D


Wow, did I ever get lucky today!

Yep, totally lucky. I got to have Lean Cuisine for lunch!! Yummmmm


What a special afternoon I've got planned... housework!

What a special afternoon I've got planned... housework! It just doesn't get any better than that!

How about something to eat?