...as long as you've got an IQ less than 10!


Sleeping in the nude is fun....

... especially when there's a pesky mosquito to keep you entertained. :)

Masturbation is good exercise ...

.....as long as you only want to work out one arm. :p


Packing in the nude is a good idea....

... unless you've just arrived and are moving into your new place and need to unpack. :D

Kissing a friend can be fun ...

Kissing a friend can be fun ... Yeah as much fun as it is dealing with the cold sore that they just gave you


Looking some one in the eyes is a turn on...

Looking some one in the eyes is a turn on...especially when it's bloodshot and they are so drunk and smelly you have a hard time breathing anywhere close to them.

I love mowing the grass ...

... As much as i like having rocks spat out at me, bruising my shins and then suffering from allergies afterwards

i like talking on the phone

I like talking on the phone ... so much I'm thinking about a National Please Do Call list! :rolleyes2

Sneezing is a lot of fun ...

Yeah...so is getting ass fucked with a pine cone....not.


I like beer.

I like beer because it's made of grain and supports a veggie lifestyle. :)

I love rush hour traffic ...

I love rush hour traffic ... because it makes it possible for me to say "FFFFUCK!" with so much emotion.


Washing cars is fun ...

Washing cars is fun ... like scraping grease off the grill.

I love it when neighbors dogs poop in our yard ...

I love it when neighbors dogs poop in our yard ... because they must truly believe it is better to give than receive.


Flying in turbulent weather is soooo much fun...

Flying in turbulent weather is soooo much fun...plus it saves you having to buy a bottle of syrup of ipecac so you can utilize the complementary air motion discomfort bags.


warm schwetty weather can be stimulating...

Of course warm schwetty weather can be stimulating...who doesn't enjoy a good case of raw, chafed armpits and crotch???

There is nothing better than waking up in the middle of the night to an explosive thunderstorm...

There is nothing better than waking up in the middle of the night to an explosive thunderstorm...because the bed didn't have enough poop in it.

I'm gonna go home and mow the lawn ...

I'm gonna go home and mow the lawn ... as soon as the grass returns to the Sahara Desert.

I love picnics ...

The sandwiches I eat at home are too cold & fresh to really enjoy. :D





Holiday weekends are great...

Ya think? They are way to short and ya have to work the day after the holiday!!! Ya don't get time to recover!!


The county fair is awsome....

The county fair is awsome ... especially when the rides break down and the guy making corn dogs is picking his nose. :eek:

I love wearing dark glasses ...

I love wearing dark glasses.... the Ray Charles look is really in when it's raining

The French make such great food

The French make such great food, ... just ask them.

Hilly country is wonderful ...

Hilly country is wonderful ... if you're not riding a bike without gears!


I just love salmon roe sushi ...

I just love salmon roe sushi ... since it gives a person baited breath

It's fun to keep driving when the gas gage reads empty ...

It's fun to keep driving when the gas gauge reads empty ...... as I love a challenge.

When I was young

When I was young ... like I can remember that!!

The best thing about Star Wars...

....is that the trilogy is OVER.

I really enjoy hot days....

I really enjoy hot days, the smell of stale body odour makes me soooooo horny

Driving a car in the city is such fun....

Driving a car in the city is such fun....especially when you have a 5 speed

Eating ice cream is never fun....

Eating ice cream is never fun ... just like sex.

I love making house payments ...

....after all, it's not like I need the money for anything else!


The gas in this area is cheap....

...like I can afford a second mortgage for this month's gas bill!

I just love eating at McDonalds...

....because all those McCalories are my friends!

I love the high gas prices....

I love the high gas prices ... they make buying those bottles of water seem like a good deal.

I love getting cars worked on ...

I love getting cars worked on ...because I love putting the repairman's kids through dental school.

I love going to the dentist...

...because they have the best flavors of everything!

If I was a genie.....

If I was a genie.....like hell I'd ONLY want you to rub my lamp.


Oh my, could it be that Amtrack is late?

Oh my, could it be that Amtrack is late or are all the clocks just running fast?

I love facing problems in the early morning ...

I love facing problems in the early morning ... cause I am so happy to be awake!

Don't you love being woke up by the dogs barking every morning at 5am?

I knew I bought that slingshot for some reason.


Don't you like the way he eats everything on his plate?