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...if you don't want to live very long.
I always take my vitamins... |
they are especially good if you chew them.
I never eat junk food..... |
unless I'm awake!
I never drink . . . |
without a glass or a bottle in hand. :)
I love stormy weather ... |
...especially when I am camping underneath the stars. It's electrifying.
I love it when my mom calls to yell at me... |
... especially when I have a headache and upset stomach.
Wish I could mow the lawn ... |
Because sneezing, wheezing and itching are three of my very favorite things to do!
Of course I trust you, dear. |
...about as far as I can throw your 500 lb lying ass.
I love having sex in the missionary position... |
but wish those missionaries had more enthusiasm for it. :)
I like watching birds ... |
...particularly when I'm standing right beneath them.
Wasn't that the BEST vacation we ever took? |
especially if you find dead grass interesting!!
Is'nt life Grand |
Like the Canyon of the same name, a big muddy ditch.
Are we having fun yet? |
yeah just like watching paint dry!
you mean you don't like it? |
Of course, who wouldn't want to wallow in it and grunt like a pig?
How about a haircut? |
Ok from the neck up ok?
You want large fries with that? |
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