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Yeah, the brisk water really perks me up.
Eating about 5000 calories a day is a wonderful idea... |
Yeah, I love seeing my belly grow.
Bills rock! I wish I had more! |
That way I could really get more enjoyment out of bounced check fees.
My biological clock is ticking... |
So, where's the blasted snooze alarm?
Sure wish the car would act up. |
Yeah, the mechanic and I have a frequent visitor program.
Can't wait to go on another business trip... |
So I can travel nights and weekends and work extra long days, what fun!
I can't wait until I get divorced |
so I can make some other poor bastard as miserable as my current husband.
I like small cars... |
because sex is such a free, relaxing experience inside of one.
A grapefruit is best when... |
squeezed and diluted with vodka.
I think therefore |
..I put my foot in my mouth
I like fast cars... |
the speeding tickets keep me from accumulating enough wealth to retire.
If I were any happier... |
Mickey Mouse would give me a blowjob.
Any more days like this and... |
I'll have to have a picnic in the rain.
I love politicians ... |
...just about as much as I love getting a root canal
Time is ticking away |
... except, of course, when you have a digital clock. :rolleyes:
:D :D Fried foods are great ... |
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