The one(s) I didn't get when I really, really wanted one. :(

Don't believe I've had this problem. Even when I was young and got stiff with no provocation, I can't say anyone ever noticed my discomfort. But, as a man approaching 60, it is much more common to be embarassed from not getting a hard-on.

When I waited for my Bride to walk down the alse I was thinking about the gang bang she was getting that night.

Back when I was in 8th grade. Class was about to end so I decided to take a short nap. About 2-3 minutes later I heard pretty much the entire class start giggling and I heard someone mention my name. I looked around and everyone was looking at me. I looked towards the back of the class looking at this real cute redhead I had a huge crush on back then and she was covering her mouth after being told what was happening. Then I noticed that I had one of the largest hard on's that I have ever had..