Sure, central Illinois residents are always walking along the beach. Dang mud puddles.
Oh boy, payday is tomorrow! |
Not me - no way! I would rather be tied up from a tree by my toenails!
OUCH! Is anyone up for some oral sex? |
Ohhhhhh! I'd rather have you rub my tongue with sandpaper!
Wow, this is sure a beautiful day! |
Oh yeah, four in the morning and temperatures in the forties ... just doesn't get any better than that. :rolleyes:
It's sure be nice to win the lottery. |
Yeah, and the government takes 60% and you get sued for the remaining 40.
I think I'll give up smoking today. |
Yeah, right after I save the world from certain destruction.
Going back to school is easy |
Just like getting un-pregnant.
Marriage is a breeze. |
It sure is... the same kind of breeze as a hurricane... shall we get our kites?
The check is in the mail, honest. |
..and I won't ____ in your mouth! Trick!
Relationships take no work at all. |
Right, and newborn babies always sleep 4 hours at a time
You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex |
...and the Pope is not catholic!
I love verbal abuse... |
So do I, my self esteem is unshakable
I love to cook and clean after working all day |
...as much as I enjoy washing laundry and folding on a beautiful weekend.
I really enjoy acrimony and constant personal criticism... |
me too.. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over (makes my nipples hard too *weg*)
I love the smell when I take of my shoes after a long day |
Yeah, that's ok, I guess. Personally, I prefer the aroma of dirty laundry that was crammed in the hamper a week ago while it was damp....
I really enjoy showering as the washing machine is turned on and the toilet is flushed simultaneously. |
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