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WHAT? You mean you can't get your lazy butt up out of that chair and fix your own meal!!!!
Aren't you happy we're going to ballgame this weekend? |
Oh yeah, I always get thrilled watching two young kids I don't know shooting a game of marbles.
How about a nice cold beer? |
How about a nice cold beer? Sure, thats on my diet!!!
I can't wait to go work out! |
I can't wait to go work out! Like unfolding the chaise lounge is a major challenge.
I'll be happy to work over ... |
I'll be happy to work over your dead body!
Did you miss me? |
Did you miss me? How can I miss you if you won't leave. :D
Get dressed now. |
Get dressed now. It's time for the horror show to end.
Isn't Niagara Falls impressive? |
I guess, if you like watching nature's fresh water urinal being flushed.
Life is like a bed of roses. |
Life is like a bed of roses, covered in thorns and growing in shit!
What time do you want me to wake you? |
Sure life is like a bed of roses...full of pricks. lol
All good things come to those who wait. |
Yeah...good things like getting mugged waiting in line for the atm.
Procrastination is so productive. |
Procrastination is so productive we need politicians to run on a platform of "more crastination in every legislative session." :rolleyes:
Give me a greasy spoon restaurant every time ... |
Only thing better would have been to go alone.
I just love people. |
Especially the obnoxious ones ... they add so much color to a get together.
Store clerks are such friendly people ... |
Yeah, friendly like a snake.
I'm so glad I'm not rich. |
All that money would really cramp my style.
I really love pets. |
Especially the slithering and slimey ones. :)
I love getting mail. |
Yeah, I really need another bill, I just hate seeing the surface of my desk.
I love playing guitar. |
... especially tunes using the key of "Q"
I'm a real do-it-yourselfer. |
Yeah because no one else will.
I just got to say you look great. |
I just got to say you look great, that blue shirt really brings out the color in that black eye.
Broadband internet is really not all that great... |
Broadband internet is really not all that great...although finding bands of broads on the internet would be.
Elections are so much fun ... |
Elections are so fun....
Yeah fun like surgery. I simply love to clean house. |
I simply love to clean house ... so I pay the kids to make a mess each morning.
Cars are wonderful things ... |
Cats are wonderful things...especially when deep fried with soy sauce.
OMG I SWEAR I DON'T REALLY MEAN IT! LOL I love dentists. |
I love dentists, esecially the ones that ask you all sorts of questions with their fingers entwined in your tonsils.
I think therefore I am. |
I think, therefore I am a giant prick.
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Feet tickle like
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Every hour of every fucking day. I love it so much that I fill my shoes with feathers!
Bush is the worst president the united states has ever had. |
Spoken by a true demorcrat.
I think that the next election will be interesting. |
I think the next Election will be interesting, if we could vote Try Again
It only takes one-- |
Very true.......and then 6 million fuckers are experts on telling you where you went wrong
What's wrong with world peace |
What's wrong with world peace ... is everyone wants it on their own terms. :(
Dinner's a favorite meal ... |
dinner's a favorite meal so go cook it yourself!
Tea or coffee? |
Aw, yes, tea or coffee, what a marvelous set of options for someone trying to buy a soda.
Temperance is terrific ... |
Temperance is terrific... when you don't want to feel passionate about anything.
Kids are so good .... |
Kids are so good .... sources of grandkids. :D
Fireworks are fun ... |
Fireworks are fun ... if you like seeing your had fly 200 feet away from your body.
It's on the Internet so it's gotta be true. |
it's on the internet so it's gotta be true.... and it said Cher's a natural blonde! :eek:
they use our taxes for such worthwhile projects... |
they use our taxes for such worthwhile projects...like researching the earth worm and its mating habits.
Famous people live such wonderful lives. |
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