and i'll show you that a cowboy eats with his hat on...;)

show me a cat-o-nine tails

and I'll show you a cat who steers clear of rocking chairs. ;)



Show me a woman with PMS and a gun........

And I'll show you a my smile and my aim!

Show me a guitar with no strings........

and I'll show you the only one I know how to play.

Show me a front fender dent ....

and I will show u someone who forgot we drive on the "left"

show me a smile.....

and I'll show you a satisfied lover.


Show me woman who hasn't gotten any in way tooo long......

I'll show you someone needing a good friend.

Show me someone who is good at "There's nothing like".

And I'll show you one of my playmates.

Show me a horny woman and......

I'll show you a hornier guy.

Show me a person who likes few clothes and....

and I'll show you someone with no tan lines.


Show me a whip and a chair............

And I'll show you a lady needing taming.

Show me a pair of handcuffs and....

I'll show you a pair of wrists wanting to be restrained.


Show me a 4-poster bed...............

And I'll show you where four of my silk ties are!

Show me a hot cup of coffee.....

And I'll show you something that will never pass my lips.



Show me some warm, fragrant body oil..............................

I'll show you how to massage a lady.

Show me a person tied to a bed and I'll..........