Sex is only funny when you get all worked up and then he cums too soon.

Sex is only funny when she's shopping for lingerie and she notices a damp spot forming on your pants.

Sex is only funny when you're trying to bring yourself off and your hand keeps going to sleep.

Sex is only funny when you get to point and laugh.

Sex is only funny when you are using the Kama Sutra and try to do some of the positions.

When you're in the missionary position and he drips sweat into your eyes.

Sex is only funny when you roll onto a damp spot.

sex is only funny when you are in missionary and your 2 yr old son snuck in and climb up on his daddys back and screamed ride em cowboy!

^^^ :eek: :rofl:^^^

Sex is only funny when you go to catch his load and he cums up your nose.

Sex is only funny when someone on TV yells, "Yahoo!," just as you climax.

Sex is only funny when you're having anal sex while talking to you mother on the phone.

Sex is only funny when you look up and see your pet watching what the two of you are doing.

*bump*

Sex is only funny when one of the kids knocks at the door while you're just getting really close. (Okay, I'm using the word funny in a little different way. :shrug: )

Sex is only funny when the kid calls out and asks you "What's that slapping?"