Fairness ... what's mine is mine and what's yours can be negotiated.

Tits ........ Proof that men CAN concentrate on two things at once. :boobs:

Cunnilingus: Drilling for hollers.

Shouldn't that be "drooling for hollers" ?

Good idea. :thumb:

Sex: What makes the world go round.

Intercourse: The time between two classes.

cart.....what can't be put before the horse.

A glass of water half full or half empty ............ A container twice the size required. :sad:

Blowjob: Balloon filling.

Happiness: When Al Capone was convicted of tax evasion ... a word describing how Eliot felt.