What's another name for pickled bread?

Dill-dough? :rolleyes:

yep...


next please...lol :sad:

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French restaurant?

Linoleum Blown-Apart!





Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?

well, i guess i lost my playmate...lol!

the answer is COAL

No follow-up riddle, so I'll enter one:

Mark and Billy have been the best friends ever since they were little kids. They are also very competitive. Throughout the years they have challenged each other to do both physical and mental challenges. And they completed the challenge. But one day Mark thought of something to challenge Billy to do - something he could start but never finish. The average man could do it and so could Mark and they were both the same sex and the same size. It is a physical challenge. Can you figure out what it was?

Mark challenged Billy to get a tan, but he couldn’t…Billy is an albino.




My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick,
Fat, I am slow,
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

A candle?

If you screw a lightbulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?

Why that's pretty easy ... :idea:

To the right !

Since there was no riddle given with the last post, I'll start this again:

Where do you find a no-legged dog?

Right where you left him.

I sleep by day, I fly by night. I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?

:vamp:





Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

That would be Mt. Everest, of course.

But given the geological history of the planet, there have probably been higher mountains than Everest at some point in time.

Why did the moron cross the road?