wearing his toolbelt, of course! :hot:

Sex is only funny when....your S/O tries to be menacing, and he is nothing of the sort. :yikes:

Sex is only funny when you try to get into some position ... and fall out of bed instead. :(

:D

Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. :eek: LMAO.

I know!



Oops! I mean, oh really?

Well, I was concerned at the time. Now I think it's hilarious! :D

Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where. :eek:

...or when one suggests use of a staple gun to prevent something similar from happening to a condom.

When you pass out during a foursome

Sex is funny......when its with a donut

Sex is only funny when you tune into the sounds your body is making and realize that if you were taped you'd sound...welll......disgusting! :yikes:

when you poke yourself in the eye with his cock.

Sex is only funny when your hair wraps itself around his cock and you can't get it to un-stick.

Sex is only funny when the phone rings and it's one of your kids who needs to talk to you. :(

Sex is only funny when your partner, who is an atheist, keeps shouting "Oh God!!!"

Sexy is olny funny when she pokes you in the eye with her nipple.