....and i will show you a very stressfull day

now show me a day with multiple orgasms.......

and I'll show you how I cn fuck a whole day away:p

Show me a man with a bottle of viagra and a economy size tube of lube

...and I will show you one slippery hard ass fucking!! Yeehaw!!! :D


Show me a man with his head in the clouds......

And I'll show you a man living in a fog.


Show me a man with a bouquet of flowers..................

and I'll show you a man who expects to get laid, or just got laid by somebody else...


Show me a woman who asks, "Does my butt look big in these pants?"

...and I'll show you a woman married to a good liar.

Show me a man asleep on the couch...

I'll show you the guy who arrived home at 3am stinkin of strong licker and woman.

show me a leather peek-a boo bra.

and I'll show you a transvestite biker

show me a woman in frilly socks and pigtails

and I'll show you miss Piggy waiting to fuck kermit the frog.

show me a woman is in need of a cream pie

and I show you a power outage

show me a satisfied woman...

And I'll show you a woman who's lover has just made love to her all night long.



Show me a man in uniform.................................

And I'll show you a lot of girls with wet panties.


Show me a woman going out without knickers.

and I'll show you a woman hoping to turn her man on and get some lovin'.


Show me a man with a wet beard..........

And I'll show you someone who has just come up for some air.

Show me a militant fundamentalist preacher...

And I'll show you someone I'd like to hang from the highest tree......


Show me a bow-legged woman...........