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wearing his toolbelt, of course! :hot: |
Sex is only funny when....your S/O tries to be menacing, and he is nothing of the sort. :yikes:
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Sex is only funny when you try to get into some position ... and fall out of bed instead. :(
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Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. :eek: LMAO.
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I know! Oops! I mean, oh really? |
Well, I was concerned at the time. Now I think it's hilarious! :D
Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where. :eek: |
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...or when one suggests use of a staple gun to prevent something similar from happening to a condom. |
When you pass out during a foursome
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Sex is funny......when its with a donut
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Sex is only funny when you tune into the sounds your body is making and realize that if you were taped you'd sound...welll......disgusting! :yikes:
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when you poke yourself in the eye with his cock.
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Sex is only funny when your hair wraps itself around his cock and you can't get it to un-stick.
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Sex is only funny when the phone rings and it's one of your kids who needs to talk to you. :(
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Sex is only funny when your partner, who is an atheist, keeps shouting "Oh God!!!"
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Sexy is olny funny when she pokes you in the eye with her nipple.
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