Flavored Lube should only be used to oil the chain on my bike, I mean those birds should have something to try and eat.

Leather looks lovely on the right ass.

err...probably only on the cow where it originated from :p

Showers are fun for two.

Yeah, that's why cows use it.

Isn't there something better we should be doing?

lol, beat ya to it DB!

Something better I should be doing? Nahh...I mean who really works on a weekday?

Do you like weekends?

"Ya' got me fair and square, pardner!" LOL :D

You've got to be kidding ... liking two days when you don't have to work and can just lay around and do nothing ... are there people like that?

Are there people like that? Not that I've seen...most people lay around and do nothing at their desk!

And what about finger food?

Nope, hate it, I only eat soup at my desk

Let's give a hoot for short dresses at work!!

Are you getting a kickback from Hooters?

How about ladies wearing cropped tops and going braless?

Short dresses at work? Hell no! Not a benefit to productivity, nor to morale.

Ever enjoyed sex?

Every damn time it is something I must grimace.

Good sex is noisy sex.

What are you, an exhibitionist or something?

I love long drives.

MOre than 15 minutes is just a waste of time and fuel and isnt worth doing.

Sex is worth working for.

A long drive off a short pier... Don't forget to write!


I love when my nipples are erect

Only if you get paid.

I enjoy playing on Pixies more than doing my job.

WORKING? I didn't think we were suppose to use foul language in our posts.

Happy is as happy does.