Light kisses from her lips....reminded him why he wasn't a smoker.


Coffee, tea or.....

Coffee, tea or that chick with the mustache?

Her legs soft as..............

Her legs soft as..............the flab on her belly.

You make me feel...

You make me feel....... like the crap that you think I am....

Feel me.........

Feel me ... then plan to see your doctor for treatment.

Eat lunch ...

Eat lunch...at the "Y"--you may not get full, but I'LL enjoy it!

If I told you once....

If I told you once... eat.... eat me somemore!

Fingers, knuckle deep.........

Fingers, knuckle deep.........you wouldn't think a persons nose was so deep!


Don't do as I do...

Don't do as I do...because I'd really prefer you use something other than your hand.

Some say a person resembles their dog ...